First of all, Where have you been my entire life? I mean it when I ask that question. Normally, just a proverbial filler but this time I kind of/sort of want to know. Apparently this past NYE I made a “seated” toast of champagne to this girl and it was a pretty heartfelt toast at that. I’ve known you since Spring semester of 2007 and lived with you for a year after that; sure we went out, partied every weekend together, but I never actually knew you until this past summer. When we basically became BFFTDDUP: Best Friends Forever Til Death Do Us Part :) Anyway, I came to this profound realization this weekend that you and I share the same brain wavelength…I’m pretty sure the red headband and lotus flower pictures prove that statement.
I don’t know if I will post this or ever really make this a blog, but if anything it will be my BFFTDDUP blog. So that someday when reunited we can giggle, laugh, and cry about all our ritarded shenanigans. Before I go any further, your middle name is Renee. CRAZY. My mom and sister’s middle name is Renee. I haven’t met anyone else ever with that name so basically you’re stuck with me for life!
Thursday December 30, 2010: I guess I’ll start out with Thursday night. I waited at your house for you for 2 hours til you got home from work. You booked it getting ready and within 5 min’s me, you and Alex were in your illegally parked Stratus on the way to NE Mpls Legend’s!!! Never a dull moment with you and our friends, took you about 10 min to parallel park your car because Alex’s door was open (BAhaha) excuses. excuses. Anyway, tradition: Tall Honeyweiss for me, and 10 Teriyaki and a Tall Premium for you. Sang to some tunes “I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SOOO GOOD” ‘daammn it feels good to be me, got the windows rolled down in my cutlass supreme’ ‘run fast for your mother, fast for your father, run for your children and your sisters and brothers’ NEXT STOP:davidnelson’s where Sisterhood of the Traveling Bracelets was reunited! (which now includes sisterhood of the traveling boots) Gurrrrrrl let me tell you them things are gonna travel. We’re going on a serious roadtrip this Spring and I’m going to come to see you as much as I possibly can! Reaped some shots off Cravis and navidelson and walked well you RAN to the Lib. What a fun night! Not sure what all happened but we each had only like 1-2 drinks and basically were just chatty little cathie’s all night. Shwisted, not shwasted, shwittified, or shmushed.
Friday December 31, 2010: Woke up with you and Kessler’s ass in plain bleary eyed sight and wondering why I was sleeping with EK’s sheepfur jacket. Got back to your casa after dropping Bacterial Vaginosis off, made some breakfast, and got ready to do some shopping! Fell in LOVE with LoveCulture and then barely made it to my storage unit without you vomming on my passenger seat floor. You perked up just in time to yell "DUDE who has my car??" HAHAHA I barely paralleled while tears were running down my cheeks. Opened our Xmas presents to each other! I got you a crockpot-perf! and a little pic frame of us as minions with BFFTDDUP in pink glittery stickers. Kelc got me a gorg pic fram with BFFTDDUP cut out in diff pictures from our 1st pic together to memories of halloween, dancing on couches, tailgating gopher games, & waterama and a subway gift card! Attempted to watch Dumb n Dumber but both of us took a little snooze and then woke up ready to get SEXIIED UP for our what was sure to be a fantastical NYE. Boy did that get shot down real fast. First of all, can I just say that we were freakin’ adorable? We made some delish spag, alfredo, garlic bread, and salad for our friends! Such good cooks we are :) One person tried to shit on our parade but we didn’t let that happen! We started cheers-in’, poppin’ the bubbly, and then headed over to Abby’s friends where we would have made out with ANY male there and had a successful NYE. Kansas City, gahhh really?? Didn’t get tix to Masquerade ball, “There is a reason we didn’t go Krista”. Could that reason be that 1 hour later I would need you to carry me home from the bar? Skinned knees, not making it to midnight, tears, tryin and failing to vom, losing Willy, getting shwasted before 11 summed up …well MY night. So so so sorry Kelc, I’m a bad friend for this night. Don’t know what I’d do without you..oh yeah I’d probably still be laying in a snowbank in Uptown with bleeding knees. I love you.
Saturday January 1, 2011!: 6:30 a.m. texts, laptops sailing off beds, flashlight apps, giggles oh wait all singular. Not even hungover this glorious first day of the year! Not sure how. Watched Remember Me, laid around all day talking about life and aimless girl stuff, ate leftovers. Called Abby 7430958273409 times wondering how we were going to pull off this SURPRISE if the dang girl wouldn’t even answer her phone!! Burnt out lightbulb… “WOW WE MIGHT BE RETARDED, LIGHT SWITCH WAS OFF”-Kelc “Nobody said you were brilliant”-Krista. Plugging my phone charger into an extension cord plugged into ITSELF! “WHY ISN’T IT WORKINGGGG???” P.O.S’s all day. Aarti came over and the 3 of us went to Meredith’s to wait for Abby and the big surprise! Hotties all over :) More shots and champagne…pretty much never left the Kitchen. O minus are flippin amazing photo shoot in el bano. I think we came out of that bathroom different people, yet the same person. Make sense? If you’re Kelci Fraser it def makes sense. I made some new spanish speaking friends + a hottie who also speaks spanish and somehow BFFTDDUP got separated :( Chips n Salsa FAIL.
Sunday January 2, 2011: 8:30 a.m. “Where are you?” –Kelc
“I’m not sure. I don’t have service to check GPS on my phone” –Krista
“WHAT??? WHERE ARE YOUUUU??!! DID YOU GO HOME WITH A RANDOM??”-Kelci
I immediately hang-up. Seeing as certain people were within earshot, haha ohhhh man. Finally Aarti and I made our way out of that maze of a building and we were only in St Louis Park. Roughly a 30 min walk to your place. Literally collapsed on your futon…and then reminsced our night’s. Flippin thru pics from night before. Realizing we MIGHT BE RITARDS. Bizarre texts from you: “I’m Abby cept I’m in a box so not as cool”, “Omg your gma’s socks. LOVE.”, and from me “Come to williams slash leave your keys in the mailbox” “DUDE how am I gonna get home???”
“If I’m preggers I wouldn’t even know who da daddy is!” SLUT-city
NY Resolutions: Kelci- To not be a slut. To not cry.
Krista- To be a better caller backer. To eat chocolate sparingly.’
BFFTDDUP said our goodbye’s…til next week when I will see Kelc for one night before my big move to OK. :’( Gonna be emotionalllll.
Red headbands & Lotus Flowers
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